part 2

But in the blink of an eye, everything changed!

Just as the man in the yellow jacket cocked his arm back to throw the jelly donut, a strict, sharp voice boomed over the crowd.

“Sir! Do NOT throw food into the primate enclosure!” 🚨

It was Officer Ramirez, the head zookeeper, charging down the paved pathway with a clipboard in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other.

The man froze instantly, his arm suspended in mid-air like a statue, blushing intensely under the stern gaze of forty surrounding visitors.

Barnaby’s heart sank straight into his massive furry toes.

The sheer disappointment washed over him like a tidal wave of ice water.

He watched in horror as the man slowly lowered his hand and stuffed the remaining half of the jelly donut straight into his own mouth, swallowing it in one single, cowardly gulp.

Barnaby almost dropped his thinking stick right then and there.

The betrayal was so deep, so profound, that for a split second, the sad expression on his face wasn’t an act anymore—it was genuine, unadulterated grief.

The crowd shifted nervously, looking back and forth between the strict zookeeper and the solemn gorilla who had just been robbed of his rightful snack.

Officer Ramirez stepped up to the railing, adjusting his brown brimmed hat and glaring at the visitors.

“Gorillas are on a strict, balanced nutritional plan,” Ramirez explained firmly to the chastised audience. “Feeding them human junk food causes severe digestive issues and ruins their natural foraging behaviors.”

Barnaby scoffed internally, maintaining his frozen pose only through sheer willpower.

“Nutritional plan?” Barnaby thought, internally rolling his eyes into the back of his skull.

“A nutritional plan consisting of bitter kale, dry bark, and celery sticks is not a plan—it’s a cruel form of psychological warfare!”

He glared subtly through his brow at Officer Ramirez, the man who had been the primary bane of his culinary existence for over a decade.

Ramirez was the one who hid the sweet potatoes inside impossible puzzle boxes.

Ramirez was the one who sprayed bitter apple juice on the tasty ornamental bushes along the habitat perimeter.

Ramirez was the fun-killer, the guardian of boredom, the commander of celery.

The crowd began to disperse slightly, disappointed that the dramatic moment had been broken up by zoo security.

The man in the yellow jacket wiped powdered sugar off his fingers with a napkin and walked away with his girlfriend, completely unaware of the mental curse Barnaby was placing on him.

Barnaby was left sitting alone against the cold concrete wall, still holding his little stick, feeling like the most unappreciated genius in the animal kingdom.

He looked down at the stick in his hand, feeling its rough bark against his leathery palm.

It was just an ordinary twig from a fallen birch tree, yet it had been his companion through this entire emotional rollercoaster.

He turned it over slowly, examining the small knots and jagged edges.

If he couldn’t have the donut, he was going to need a backup strategy immediately.

His eyes scanned the ground around his feet, taking in the scattered straw, the dry woodchips, and the small gray pebbles.

That was when he noticed something tiny and white sticking out from underneath the hollow log three feet to his left.

He narrowed his eyes, leaning forward by a fraction of an inch without shifting his upper body.

Could it be?

Was it possible that his memory hadn’t failed him after all?

He kept his chin resting on his left hand, slowly dragging his lower body across the dirt like a silent, four-hundred-pound ninja.

He used his right foot to gently kick aside a pile of damp straw.

There, tucked neatly inside the hollow space of the decaying log, sat a perfectly preserved, beautifully yellow, unopened banana.

It wasn’t a half-eaten peel from three days ago.

It was a fresh banana that one of the morning keepers had hidden as part of an enrichment exercise four hours earlier—one that Barnaby had completely forgotten about!

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